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Thursday, October 20, 2011

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Tuesday, October 18, 2011

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Wednesday, October 12, 2011

good morning sms

Yesterday is history.
Tomorrow is a mystery.
What about Today?
Today is a gift!.
That is why we call it the present.

Every Morning is a Wonderful Blessing from God,
Either Cloudy raining or Sunny shining.
It stands for Hope which gives us another start of what we call Life.
Have a Good Morning and good Day!.

apka "MUSKURANA" har roz ho,
Kabhi chehra “KAMAL” to kabhi “ROSE” ho,
100 pal “KHUSHI” 1000 pal “MAUJ” ho,
Bas aisa hi din apka har “ROZ” ho.
Gooooood Moooooorning .

Tuesday, October 11, 2011

best quotes

"WHAT EACH KISS MEANS"
- Kiss on the Forehead: We're cute together .
- Kiss on the Cheek: We're friends.
- Kiss on the Hand: I adore you.
- Kiss on the Neck: I want you, now.
- Kiss on the Shoulder: Your perfect.
- Kiss on the Lips: I LOVE YOU...
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WHAT EACH GESTURE MEANS:
- Holding Hands: We definitely like each other.
- Holding you tight pressed against each other: I want you.
- Looking into each other's Eyes: I like you, for who you are.
- Playing with Hair: Let's fool around.
- Arms around the Waist: I like you too much to let go.
- Laughing while Kissing: I am completely comfortable with you.
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ADVICE:
- If you were thinking about someone while reading this, you're definitely
in Love.
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REQUIREMENTS:
- Add this to ur favorites after reading!!
Or you will have a bad year of Relationships.
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IF YOU (LIKE), (LOVE), OR (MISS) SOMEONE RIGHT NOW:
- and can't get them out of your head.
- then add this to ur favorites within One Minute and Whoever you are missing
will surprise you.

Monday, October 10, 2011

sardar sms

Sardar: Will u merry , after i die .
Wife : No i wiil live with my sister.
Wife : Will u marry , after i die .
Sardar: No i will also live with ur sister.

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How do you make a Sardar laugh on "Saturday"?
Tell him "a joke on Tuesday

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Sardarji is filling up a job application...........................
He promptly fills in the lines on Name, Age, Addr,& etc.
Then came the column Salary Expected.....................
After much thought he writes: Yes.............................

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A Sardar saw a Beautiful Girl,he Went and Kissed her.
Girl: "STUPID what r u doing?"
Sardar: B.Com final year"

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A sardarji photographer is focusing a dead body's face in a funeral function,
suddenly all dead persons relatives beat him. why? He said "SMILE PLEASE"

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teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match.
All were busy writing except one Sardarji.
He wrote "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!"

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Ek sardar exame dene gaya to apnay saath palumber ko saath le kar gaya.
guess karo kyun le kar gaya?
aray yaar simple hai us ko yeh news mili thi k paper leage ho gaya. ha ha ha ha ha ha.

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Aik Sardar Apnae Marriage Certificate ku 1 hour sae Dekh raha tha.
Begam Ai Booli, Tusi inni Dair Say Kia Dekh Rahe Hu?
Sardar Bola, Expiry Date Dekh raha hoon......

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SARDARNE 2 SARDR SARDAR G MAIN NE AJ PANE KO BEWAKOOF BANAYA SARDAR.WO KAISAY SARDARNE.
MAIN NE PANE GARAM KYA PER THANDAY SE NAHA LYA HA HA HA BABLOO

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sms messages

An auspicious day to start with any good work
It was today that good won victory over bad
May this day clear all hurdles of your life and
start new era of well-being
Happy Dussehra!

Durga Puja SMS Submitted by Milee Thakur
Raigadh, MH, India

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Wednesday, Oct 5th, 2011

Facebook is like jail,
you sit around and waste time,
write on walls, and
get poked by people you don't know.

Quote SMS Submitted by Sarita Goswami
Mumbai

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Tuesday, Oct 4th, 2011

"‎Never become a football of other peoples opinion"

Quote SMS Submitted by Rajshri
Kerela, India

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Monday, Oct 3rd, 2011

Do u know y government doesn't release a stamp wid ur face on it.........??
cause then people will get confused which side to spit on !

Funny SMS Submitted by Vivek454900
Mumbai

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Sunday, Oct 2nd, 2011

It’s day of celebrations,
Its day to value a special person,
Person who is the cause of our nation,
Who taught world the lesson of non-violence,
Its Mahatma Gandhi..
The Father of Nation......
Happy Gandhi Jayanti....!!

Gandhi Jayanti SMS Submitted by Aastha
Bulandshahr

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Friday, Sept 30th, 2011

I Pray To Maa Durga To Gave You All
Shanti
Shakti
Sampatti
Swarup
Sadgi
Sanyam
Samman
Saraswati
Or
Sneh...

Happy Navratri !
Navratri SMS Submitted by Meena
Kolkatta, India